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[Scene: Moe's Tavern. 3:02pm. Homer, Mulder and Scully are sitting at the bar.]
MULDER: All right, Homer. We want you to recreate your every move the night you saw this alien.
HOMER: Well, the evening began at the gentleman’s club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
SCULLY: Mr. Simpson, it’s a felony to lie [...]

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