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Thanks to my roommate (as of right now) never showing up, I’ve had a lot of time to think about things.  Mainly where the fuck is my roommate, but other things…  Some more important than others.  Hopefully this year will be better than last year was (and last year was pretty damn good).  

I’ve already witnessed one person being chased around my dorm and eventually arrested by UPD (University Police).  The ass deserved it though.  Apparently he was smoking a joint on his balcony on the 2nd floor…  Not exactly the smartest person around… From what I hear he was a freshman.  The bad news for him, Texas is a no-tolerance state, so he’ll most likely be kicked out.  The good news?  Since the whole campus is basically overbooked, there’s one more spot open for a male resident at Hall 20.  Who cares about that dummy.  You don’t fucking smoke pot on your damn 2nd floor balcony!  Just be a man, cover your smoke detector, and use tools to block the smell of your smoke (what, you think I’m dumb enough to explain in detail how to violate University rules?).

So far it’s been pretty uneventful here in Nacogdoches.  Just lots of time to think and wonder, where the fuck is my roommate?

-Antwan L.