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… Well not all of them.  Just this one jackass blogger.  The first sentence of his post was essentially, “As a concerned Northern Canadian… blah blah blah…”.  That’s not exactly it… but the original post was too damn boring.  In the split second that those words came across my eyes, I literally wanted to go to Travelocity, book a flight to North of fucking nowhere, Canada (I think it’s in Manitoba…) and attack this fellow with extreme prejudice.  Then fly down to Ottawa and have some great Poutine (Ottawa has the best in the country from what I hear.)

Honestly, I have no idea what brought this post on… I guess it was my sudden extreme anger, and subsequent urge for a large serving of Poutine…  I also shouldn’t get involved in commonwealth issues anyway.  Last time I did that, let’s just say that two Eastern European countries no longer exist…  Whoops? 

-Antwan L.