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I’ve been talking about it for awhile now, but I’ve finally got it on video…  
This is YouTube footage of me attempting the Cinnamon Challenge in Brittany’s dorm room from tonight…  What’s weird…  I was completely sober at the time.  No pot (it was more of what was remaining from an earlier smoke session a [...]

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[Scene: Moe's Tavern. 3:02pm. Homer, Mulder and Scully are sitting at the bar.]
MULDER: All right, Homer. We want you to recreate your every move the night you saw this alien.
HOMER: Well, the evening began at the gentleman’s club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
SCULLY: Mr. Simpson, it’s a felony to lie [...]

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Wow, I really suck at consistent blogging.  What more can I say?  Christmas break was a blast.  Hung out with some most excellent friends, discovered a great hometown coffee house, and finally got a chance to just hang out and fucking relax.  It really felt great to just be able to lounge around and watch useless shows in HD [...]

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