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“You know what Antwan, you fail at life”
My response- “Here’s what you do asshole, how about you go fuck your mother after you get done finger banging your Texas A&M whore of a sister! Maybe she can go suck off the guy that looks like poorly spliced film when you’re done!”
I know that might [...]

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“You folks fell on your face. You get an F-minus in my book.”-Rep. Gene Taylor, Democrat, Mississippi

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You get nothing! You Lose! Good Day Sir!
-Antwan L.

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Go to The iBook replacement, MacBook, has been released today! Now I just need to see how fast I can save up the money to get one… or pay $31 a month to get one… whichever one is easier.
This is the time of Apple.
-Antwan L.

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On May 9, 2006 The Walt Disney Company completed it’s purchase of Pixar animation studios. Those of us with shares in Pixar will apparently get 2.3 shares of Disney stock for every share of Pixar stock owned…. More Disney stock for me! Because of this transaction, Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Computers and [...]

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Anyone in the gaming industry or press have a spare E3 Expo/Convention pass? I will pay for my own airfare and I have family that live in the Southern California Area… Please?…
If anyone can spare one (which I highly doubt…) contact me at antwan@antwanpayne.com .
Damn final exams… motherfucking college… blah…
-Antwan L.

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Watching the Texas vs. USC Rose Bowl Game on ESPN Classic. That was some good shit. Hard to believe that it’s almost been six months since the ‘Horns kicked USC’s Trojan ass! Good times!
It’s dead week. I’m running on empty (in my mind)! Why can’t finals come, then go away [...]

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